If You Give A Mouse a Cat...

If you give a mouse a cat, the cat will chase the mouse all over the house.

And if the cat chases the mouse, there would be a big mess to clean up.

If the cat chases the mouse all over the house, the mouse will get tired, so...he will have you make a secret bed. The secret bed would be hidden under a regular bed and filled with cotton balls with just enough space for a mouse to hide.

Then you will have to take the cat to the pet store, so chances are...

the mouse will ask for another cat.